Laney Poo

A Good Home Must Be Made, Not Bought September 20, 2010

In less than a week we close on our home and will no longer live in the first house that Pook and I ever bought together. To me it’s more than our first home. It was our first big purchase soon after we wed. It’s the home where we partied in with friends’ pre-kids. It’s the home where Pook and I had numerous pointless arguments. It’s the home where Pook and I learned how to love one another unconditionally. It’s the home where we decided that we wanted to expand our family. It’s the home I used to come home to each day after work and tell Pook how much I would love to be a stay at home Mom. It’s the home where we brought our son to for the first time. It’s the home where I spent each day once I did become a stay at home Mom. It’s the home that we brought our daughter to after her birth. It’s the home where we didn’t have a backyard so our dog had to shit on rock. It’s the home where I learned to cook. It’s the home where I burnt and screwed up tons of meals. It’s the home that I cried in because I knew I sucked at cooking. It’s the home where I accepted the fact that it’s hard for me to provide gourmet meals for my family each night. It’s the home where we had frozen fish sticks for dinner because I couldn’t even cook them like the freaking box said. It’s the home where I constantly worried if my kids were going to fall down the stairs. It’s the home where I fell in love with my children, where they learned to crawl, walk, run, smile and laugh. Most importantly our home was where we all learned how to love.

I just realized that I cried my eyes out the entire time I wrote the paragraph above. Emotional much? I think so! I know I bitched non-stop about living in a three story home, but really though it was manageable and fun with one baby. Once Lucy Rose came along it was just too hard having Cole on the 1st floor with all of us on the 3rd floor. Nonetheless, I am going to miss this house like crazy. I might even miss the annoying bikers that I almost hit each day (there’s a bike shop across the street). Even though I’m sad, I’m also thrilled and can’t wait for the new chapter in our lives and I look forward to making the new house our home. During this last week I’m trying to get as many pictures as possible of the kids in our home … because dude, it’s their first home … and I want them to know what it was like. As you can tell I’m a bit sentimental when it comes to this place. We’ll miss you Blossom Street, please be good to the new owners!

p.s. I’ve always been kind of weird about posting pictures of my house on this blog of mine, because I feel like there is a sense of privacy that I owe to myself and to my family. Hell, now that we’re leaving anyone care to see our crib? Probably not, but I’ll just go ahead and post these pictures anyways so one day I can look back and be all … “Awwwww our first home!”

 

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to.
~John Ed Pearce

 

Courtyard

 

Walking in from the front door … See, Cole’s room?

 

 View from Cole’s room

 

Cole’s room

 

 

Living Room

 

Dining Room

 

Kitchen

 

Lucy Rose’s Room

 

Master

 

Another view of master … I’m really going to miss having his and her closets.

 

My home away from home, the bathtub. If I could I’d take a bath over a shower any day. I will definitly miss having a tub in the master bath.

 

Master bath again.

 

Well guys. that’s it. My home in a nut shell. Better get my butt back to packing while the babies are napping. Anyone that wants to come help pack/move feel free to volunteer. I’ll provide food and booze the whole time you’re here! You know you wanna!!

 

17 Weeks Pregnant October 18, 2009

Thought I’d do a little comparison. What do you think … am I that much bigger this time around?

 

Pregnancy #1

 

17 Weeks, 2 days

 

 

Pregnancy #2

 

Please note: This picture was taken about 3 weeks ago, I am MUCH BIGGER NOW. Seriously though. But I’m still happy to say that I can still fit in my pre-pregnancy jeans. Well the jeans I wore right after I had Cole, which I really should not be proud of, but for some reason I am.

 

Week 17, 5 Days

 

Will There Be a Dingy? Or No Dingy? July 23, 2009

I’m here to answer the question a few of you have asked concerning the sex of the baby. The answer is, it depends! If we stay in our current house, we will not find out the sex of the baby. If we move to a bigger crib, I will be tempted to find out the sex, because if it’s a girl, I kind of want to go ape shit and make her room retardly girly. Now that I think about it, even if we do move I will be tempted not to find out just because it was just the coolest thing ever finding out on the actual birth day that the baby I carried for 9 hellish months was a little boy.  I will never forget the feeling that I felt when I saw his little bitty baby dong hanging out. I couldn’t believe he was a boy, Pook and I were so happy that our wish came true.

 

Fat Ass … Not To Be Confused With Phat Ass July 9, 2009

Filed under: The Tator Tot (aka Pregnancy #1),This and That — Lane @ 6:38 pm

I was at my parents house the other day and a horrifying picture popped up on their computer.  The picture was taken of me a few days post pregnancy. On that paticular day I found an old pair of my Mom’s  jean capri pants and decided to throw them on to see if they fit. Not only did they not fit, they were out of control tight.  I decided on that very day that the pants were going to be my tester pants to check my weigh loss progress. Almost every time I would go to my parents house I would put on the pants. They were always a little looser, but I was never extremly thrilled with how they fell on my hips. Yes, this may be because the darn capri’s are straight up out of style, but I think the main reason that I was not impressed with the progress was because of my big arse. I remember one day impaticular, I stopped by their house on the way home from my training session. I had just got done working out for 2.5 hours straight, so I thought it would be the perfect moment to try on the tester pants. I put them on and I swear they were just as tight as they were the time before that I tried them on. I almost gave up hope. I was THIS close to giving up, but decided to hang in there. 70 pounds was  a buttload of weight to gain, and even a bigger buttload of work to get off.

 

So anyways, this past Saturday on July 4th I tried on the pants agiain and they just about fell off me. I have never been happier. I am still 7 pounds away from my pre-pregnancy weight, but I’m not complaining. I’m sure, soon enough I will get it off. I’m just happy that the amount of weight that I need to lose is in the single digits.

 

So here I am, being the brave blogger that I am … sharing the fat girl pictures with you guys. I am also showing you the picture of when I was skinny. I posted the skinny picture in my bathroom and look at it each and every morning. It kind of gave me hope that one day I would be thin again.

 

All of you Mom’s who are still hanging on to 7 pounds or 45 pounds of pregnancy weight, hang in there. It will come off soon enough. Believe me, I know the shitty feeling of running on the treadmill, with my butt jiggling 5 feet behind my body. It’s so not fun, and it feels like IT WILL TAKE FOREVER. And yes, it will take forever, but that forever will come soon enough. Before you know it you will start feeling like yourself again. It has taken me 10 long months to get 63 pounds off, and I’m not even there yet. I keep on working out and trying to eat right and hopefully any day now I can start wearing my skinny jeans again.

 

p.s. If you get sick easily, you may not want to scroll down to view my fat ass pictures below … and if you do scroll down, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  

  

 

The day after I delivered. Weighing in at 180. To make matters even worse I’m holding a cake to make me look even more like a piggie. Look at Jonathan’s face. He looks terrified, I think he’s afraid that I’m going to eat him alive.

DSC_0073.jpg picture by Lanie5411

  

 

 

Looking oh so sad! It’s rough being a tub. This is the picture that I was telling you about that popped up on my parents computer. Horrifying, told you!

DSC_0512.jpg picture by Lanie5411

 

 

 

As if you really needed an upclose shot.

DSC_0514.jpg picture by Lanie5411

  

 

 

 

10 months later with the tester/ugly/out of style/I hate you capri pants on. You really can’t tell in this picture, but they really are falling off. They were so big that my butt crack would show when I walked, lucky you I decided to refrained from posting the ass crack pic.

 

DSC_6092.jpg picture by Lanie5411

 

 

 

This is the picture that I had hanging in my bathroom as inspiration. I really want to look like this again, and one day I will, I promise! Well, errr, maybe! Anyways, and just to think, I remember feeling fat the day this picture was taken. Uggghhh!

 

WeddingFun2531.jpg picture by Lanie5411

 

Random Photo Wednesday : I Don’t Miss This One Bit Edition July 8, 2009

Just in case you are wondering, I was totally kidding with this outfit. The shirt said “Fire Fox” on it and for some reason we thought it was hilarious!

 

Week 1 (492)

 

I Love Smart People February 13, 2009

Filed under: The Tator Tot (aka Pregnancy #1),This and That — Lane @ 12:48 am

Anyone want to guess what a lady asked me today in Target?

“Excuse me, when is your baby due?”

GRRRRRRRRR!

 

Random Photo Wednesday : You Wouldn’t Understand Mom, It’s A Guy Thing Edition February 5, 2009

guys

 

24 February 2, 2009

Filed under: Family,The Tator Tot (aka Pregnancy #1) — Lane @ 12:39 am

I have been playing around with different lenses and here are a few of my favorites from your 24th week of life. I love you baby. 

d1eecf16.jpg picture by Lanie5411

 

28a0f51d.jpg picture by Lanie5411

 

bf2f5f7c.jpg picture by Lanie5411

 

29bfe777.jpg picture by Lanie5411

 

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My sick little man, look at his poor eyes

82ffc1cb.jpg picture by Lanie5411

 

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Baby, You Funny January 30, 2009

Filed under: Family,The Tator Tot (aka Pregnancy #1) — Lane @ 9:22 pm

An elephant attached to a blanket.

 

 

Really Cole Man, is it that funny?

 

 

I never would have guessed that my baby’s first chuckle would be at something so simple. Either way, I love seeing him crack up.  It really is the little things that make new parents jump with joy and shout to the world, “Hey all you internet people, look at my prized baby, he is laughing.  Get excited because obviously you have never seen a baby do such a thing before.”  But come on, humor me and pretend like it’s as cute as I think it is.

 

 

To be honest, I can’t quit watching this video. My heart aches to be with him at school every time I see the part when he throws his head back and lets out the crazy snort giggle. So Ash, if you happen to see this, please run down to nursery when you get a chance and give the little man a big fat kiss from his mama.

 

 
 
 
 

 

 

Random Photo Wednesday : Groucho’s Babies Edition January 29, 2009

grouchos-babies

 

 
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